sabato 22 novembre 2008

Blog Is Dead #378

And Spoons Are Not Feeling That Good Either

>Hey dude!

>What's up, doc?

>Been lookin' for U on Facebook but haven't found U

>Of course
>I guess I'm not there


>Is it serious, doc?

>Always thought of U as a kind of a geek
>on the internet 24/7

>In fact I already know so many ways to waste my time,
>So I don't think I need FB

>So what? Are U already on the next big thing?

>Well... no
>I'm just writing on my old blog actually.

>So... you're still into blogging


>And what do you post? Videos? Podcasts?

>Text. Just plain text.


>Oh, sometimes I've got some pictures too.

>And you still have readers?

>More than ever, I have to say.

>But I heard the blog was dead.

>Oh yes, so many times.

>No, this time it's serious,
>I heard it was killed by facebook.

>Really? Didn't know.

>You need some updates, aint'you?

>Sad but true
>Please help me

>For instance
>Are you still using spoons?

>Yes, why
>Please, don't tell me spoon is dead

>Dead and buried

>And the killer was?

>The corkscrew

>I cant'understand
>Please explain

>Can't explain, you know how trends go.
>One day it's spoon, next day it's corkscrew

>But how can you eat soup with a corkscrew

>Of course you can't. Corkscrew is not for eating soup.
>Are you kiddin' me?

>I'm going to throw away my spoons right now.
>But please, tell me more.

>Well, This is not 100% sure, but
>Have you got any umbrellas?

>Of course. Should I throw them away too?


>And replace them with?

>This ain't been fixed yet
>When I discover U'll be the 1st to know,
>I promise

>Can I suggest a sewing machine?

>Are you foolin'me? 

>for a moment I thought I've caught how trends go

>You're a desperate case I guess
>I'm leaving now, someone's calling on my Intercom


(Poor boy, still on Intercom
Nobody told him it was killed by Myspace)

17 commenti:

  1. What's this? "Find some little differences"?
    (perhaps I think twitter was a better killer)

  2. Bravi, bravi... tagliate fuori chi di inglese capisce solo il 20 per cento di una frase...

  3. Ai uònt trutugàd bàttol; not vis
    rìnki-dìnki lìttol finghis!!
    Vis fàkin FB ar so lìttol.

  4. posso permettermi di far notare che il "too" del titolo andrebbe molto filologicamente meglio se sostituito con "either" ? ma è un'osservazione marginale. per completisimo.


  5. ragazzi ragazzi, questo post è la versione tradotta di un post di ottobre. che lettori poco attenti...

  6. when i discover (non "when i'll...)" you'll be the 1st eccetera.
    in inglese non esiste la consecutio temporum

  7. Grazie, sto correggendo.

    Comunque la versione italiana era qui

  8. Oh, so you do speak english (cit.)

  9. E' perchè l' inglese è culo !!
    ( English is cool!! )

  10. Honestly, this is just great! E non m'interessa niente se la consecutio temporum funziona o no, qua è trippa per gatti, ciccia per cani, carne fresca per antropofaghi, che bello questo sito! Sì, ci sono arrivata solo ora... sì, sono una pivellina... anche su Facebook, mi sono iscritta, solo ora, e ci vado molto di rado... un po' in ritardo, sì, con affanno... ehi, ma sono qui, ci sono anch'io! Bel blog, davvero. Ci torno.

  11. (Non che fosse molto utile prima).

    To be honest, mi mancava la volontà di controllare come si traduce "accendigas".

  12. Oops, l'originale in italiano doveva essermi sfuggito.

    And maybe because I read the English version first but, man, this one is SO much better!

    Still, I must warn you. English is out. It's been killed by Mandarin.

  13. a me piaceva l'accendigas, più del cucchiaio

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